Need a Green Straw for my Mellow Yellow
October 8, 2000 | 1:46 amWhile going to see Nurse Betty (see it soon before it leaves the theatres), I came across a grave injustice of the pseudo-political process. General Cinema is holding a “Straw Poll” at their concession stands all across America. You have two choices…for your drinking pleasure, you must select either a Gore straw or a Bush straw in order facilitate the quenching of your thirst.
Where’s my Green straw? Nader doesn’t warrant refreshment attention? Word has it that they didn’t want to give Ralph all those Goobers if he came up with 5% of the straw vote. It’s truly a sad day for America…
"What about me? What about Nader?"
(Wonder if anyone will get that joke…)





