We Can’t Get Up The Hill, Miss Daisy
December 26, 2000 | 12:24 amCitizens of the South: Get a fucking clue! Every year some of you are subjected to at least a few days of snow. And when it happens, you act like complete pussies! Closing down your schools because there’s an inch of snow on the ground!? Jefferson Davis must be rolling over in his grave right now!
You know there’s a good possibility that it will happen, so prepare for it. If we Great Lakes folk can go to school when there’s more than a foot of snow and there’s a -20 wind chill, certainly you can sneeze a few times to clear your driveway of snow. Send an ambassador to Minnesota to do some research, post haste!
