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Here’s a little test that you and your friends can try. Go furniture shopping…preferably in rather expensive furniture stores. The ones where fake british and french accents are prevalent and noses are very high. The more ‘high-brow’ the better…the ones that have spotlights to flaunt their greatness are ideal. Make sure to wear a zipped up jacket. Engage the commission hungry associate that slithers over to you and say you’re interested in a bedroom set. After the second set that you’re shown, unzip your jacket…wide enough to show that you’re wearing a WWF T-shirt. :)

Anyone want to take a guess at the reaction that you would get…or that I got? ^_^ After getting a thinly veiled strange look, my path was diverted to the other side of store, passing up plenty of viable bedroom sets in the process, to sets which were far cheaper than what I’d been shown just a few seconds ago. Yes…even ‘high-brow’ stores have a few pieces of cheap shit. Such a shame…and I was ready to give that lady a nice commission too. Next time, I must remember to wear my Yo-Yo Ma T-shirt…