Public Enema No 1…Sierra Mist
February 7, 2001 | 10:37 pmBeware of the new soda Sierra Mist! Drinking more than one bottle of this foul brew at a time can cause dire consequences to your internal systems. Save your intestinal tract the anguish and stay far away from this particular lemon-lime abomination!
This has been a public service announcement from the Soda-Pop Enthusiasts of America Society. To learn more about the dangers of lemon-lime sodas, pick up such books as "Sprite – The Unholy Mutha" by R. P. Murkins and "A Slice Before Midnight, A Burning in the Morning" by V. T. Finney.
