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I just had one of those “Oh My God” moments. I was watching an encore of the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony and I noticed that Keith Richards has the exact same hair style as my 75+ year old GrandMum. You know the look…like a Cockatoo on crack pecked the living hell out of it. I suppose it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise…old people (in my GMum’s case) and dead people (in Keith’s case) usually don’t give much of a damn about their looks anyway.

Hmmm? You don’t know that Keith Richards is dead? Well, the technical term is a ‘Syringe Zombie’. Keith actually died about 15 years ago. However, all the drugs he consumed during his lifetime (and after) have been keeping him running in a semi-life state. Prick his finger…watch the Jack Daniels come out. We need to reserve our thinking about him. If drugs keep him running, then I’d imagine a large platter of broccoli, cauliflower and carrots should wipe him out for good.

I’d also like to announce that when I get inducted into the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame in 2030 (and I will, you bastages just wait ^_-), my presenter will most certainly be Bono of U2. He seems to have this need to do it every year, even if he doesn’t even know the inductee in question. So, I’m reserving him right now, just so he knows he has job for that particular night…

Whoa…Les Paul is two razor shaves away from looking Adolf Hitler! I guess a six-string Third Reich special would be out of question…