Tsunami Power…Coming to a coast near you!
March 6, 2001 | 10:31 pmDamn…I need to get back to writing these things more often. How ya’ll living? ^_^
Enemies of the United States have a brand new friend…it’s called the Discovery Channel. I’m all for the free flow of information, but I think the people at DC must have had a big drink of Naive Juice when they aired the special: Mega Tsunamis.
A Mega Tsunami is formed when a large piece of rock/land falls into a body of water at a high speed. Say a gigantic landslide which involves a massive piece of a side of a mountain. Once that hits the water, it creates a tsunami that makes regular tsunami look like the waves in your bathtub. Thousands of feet high and hundreds of *miles* long! Yes…hundreds of miles! @_@
While it’s certainly a fascinating feature of mother nature to learn about, the DC took it too far. They gave the location of a volcanic island in the Atlantic…an island which will eventually be the cause of a Mega Tsunami. This tsunami will travel across the Atlantic and fuck up the entire east coast of the US…guaran-fucking-teed!
Does anyone else hear a big warning bell go off in their head? These ahos just gave out the recipe for the guaranteed washout of the east coast! All we need now is some evil intent, a shitload of well placed explosives and WHOOSH…you won’t be hearing about how fucked up NASDAQ was today for a long time…
