Relief from an unexpected source!
May 1, 2001 | 9:55 pmThe miracles of modern medicine! All this time I was expecting one of those cutting edge cures…leech upon the ear lobe…gatorade with a mercury chaser…eye of toad, nail of p.diddy…you know, one of the time tested old mutha-hubbard/black plague cures. Who would have thought that a small sudafed tablet mixed with a nasonex nasal spray could do such wonders for a person’s ear problems. This is truly a miracle on the same level as the parting of the Hudson River by DiMaggio or the spreading of any woman’s legs by Abe Vigoda. I’m so stoked! I must present offerings of Michelob and Pork Grinds at the altar of Pesci at once!
