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Watching the national hullabaloo about cloning bugs me to no end. Waves and waves of so-called important people ranting and raving about something they know absolutely nothing about. (So what else is new, ne?) But to take their irrational hollywood/tv movie of the week fears and let that guide them to this cause of action…pisses me off to no end.

Of course, the cloning of complete humans is something that shouldn’t be taken lightly. There’s plenty of issues that should be discussed and worked out before that’s even attempted. However, there’s plenty of smaller applications of cloning that could work wonders for everyone. Wouldn’t you want to be able to clone another liver if yours began to fail? No waiting in line for a donor! Hell, it could even be sponsored by Seagrams or Budweiser. Scientists already clone skin….we’re on our way to bigger and better things. Please don’t let your irrational fears throw a blanket ban over everything.

And don’t think for a second that the US banning it is going to stop it from happening elsewhere. Even with pressure from the US, there’ll be some country, somewhere that will allow it. And you’ll be damn sure that some rich American will go there if he or she needs a new internal organ…

“We shouldn’t play God!”

Reality check: We already do and have done so for a long time now…

Reality check (Alternate version): There is no god. We’re on our own. Let’s get to work.

Reality check (Alternate version 2): We are all god…all part of the higher consciousness/energy level that is…creation is in our nature and experience. We’ll just be re-creating ourselves on a more physical plane for a change.

Funny Quote: “God was a junkie, baby!” -Richard Pryor

To all those people searching for Utada Hikaru’s "Blow My Whistle":

There’s nothing about it on Hikki’s website. I’m assuming she’s waiting for Rush Hour 2 to be released in Japan before she makes any official notice about it. If you’re looking for the song and you’re in the US, just go buy the Rush Hour 2 soundtrack. If you’re not in the US, you can find it in one of the music sharing programs like WinMX. Also, try out the sample of the song on Amazon.com.

While you’re at it, check out Hikki’s "Final Distance", a vastly superior song!

Thank you to the many hundreds of people who delivered the wonderful Sircam virus into my mailbox. Especially one particular lady who’s still sending hundreds of her files to me each day even after I’ve mailed her about the problem.

Code Red my ass! Congrats to the people behind the virus…it’s by far the most irritating piece of virus shite I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

Cool Ad Plug: The new Lugz commercial featuring the guy who shakes all reality with every step he takes. The vibration effect along with the killer "Get Your Self Up" by KRS-One makes for very effective push. Much improved from those Purple vs. Blue man commercials. You can’t help but bop your head. :)

Crap Ad Plug: The new George Foreman commercial which reveals his new grills…in sparkling new iMac colors! I’m not kidding, folks. Now you can watch your burger grill itself to healthy perfection with a nice strawberry or blueberry tint. And if you call within the next twenty minutes, you’ll get a firewire adapter absolutely free! That’s right…now you can hook up your new George Foreman grill to your G4 Mac and make a quicktime of your food grilling to perfection. What more could you possibly ask for?

Attention rap artists throughout the world! Regarding the following phrases: "Just throw your hands in the air! And wave ‘em like you just don’t care!" It’s tired…it’s old….Stop it! The Sugar Hill Gang was doing the same shit 20 years ago! You’re not paying homage to the old school…you’re just hopping on the lack of creativity bandwagon. Get a clue and get some new crowd motivating duds.