Shyamalan…Baby! Shymalamalama-dingdong!
August 11, 2002 | 2:09 amThis is to my brutha M. Night: You’re on the path. Three fantastic movies…even proved that Bruce Willis is actually a decent actor. You’re almost certainly going to be next Steven Spielberg or Alfred Hitchcock. You certainly have taken movie subtlety to a new art form. Keep it up…but take this into consideration:
Stay the hell out of your own movies! It was a surprise to see you in Signs and you did quite well for the short period of time you were on screen. But please, Please, PLEASE, do not make this a habit. Hopefully, I don’t have to remind you of what Spike Lee’s presence has done to some of his movies. (Yes, he did well in some…SOME). If you feel the need to act, jump into the next Mel Gibson directed film…he owes you one now.
Isaida-Oooh-Maumau-ohhohoho-rockmetilismilechild-heyyeah…
That is why (that is why)..That is whhhyyy (that is why)…
You are my sugar baby (YEAH!) ^_^



