Sin City Musings
October 16, 2004 | 12:47 pmCuntinental Airlines
I’ve already long sworn off these meat packers disguised as an airline, but every once in a while I’m forced to take them because of my job. I recently flew to and back from Las Vegas on Cuntinental…and discovered that they’ve achieved the impossible!
I knew they long discarded leg room comfort for their bottom line…if you couldn’t get the exit row, discomfort for those of us with long legs was just par for the course. But on my recent flight, I swear they’ve decreased the leg room even more! There’s nothing like switching leg positions every five minutes to keep from having your legs fall asleep. And I don’t even want to talk about what happens when someone leans their seat back… @_@
That along with adding seats in the exit aisle on their smaller planes …fucking intolerable! Thank Kami-sama I’m getting frequent flier miles on Northwest in return for these trips-o-pain. Three cheers for the Cunts of the air…hopefully they’ll die a quick death….
Cabbie Therapy
Took numerous cabs during my time there. Why is it that there was only one of the many who didn’t seem to be in need of some therapy (or a 12 step group). At first it’s amusing to listen to, but when they continue ad nauseum, you can tell there’s something not complete right going on….
To the cabbie who took it upon himself to warn us about the She-Males walking around (and showed us his method for taking care of them *poundpoundpound*)….u protesting a little too much, fogey…time to get fitted for that mini-skirt…
Roulette == Bullshit
Three consecutive double zeros….Three consecutive double zeros…
Hell fucking nah!
To a Certain Four Queens $3 Blackjack Dealer
You’re on the $3 table…and with an attitude to boot. Don’t know why you’d expect to get any kind of tip…Aho!
The Red Piano!
I highly recommend everyone check out Elton John’s The Red Piano playing at Caeasar’s Palace. Elton puts on such a fierce show! All the old love-related favorites, plus imaginative video (by Dave LaChappelle) and stage presentations (rather baudy ones later on in the show ^_^). Freaking fabulous!
BTW…
I love Vegas! ^_^
