Why, Oh Why (said the Pyramid’s Eye)
April 25, 2006 | 8:31 pmWhy is it that every time…EVERY DAMN TIME…I get ready to make plans for my long awaited pilgrimage to the land of Sphinx and Sand, it turns into the land of Carnage and Tears?
Is it too much to ask for a little 2 or 3 year window? Put the anger and agenda away for a little while and go to the beach. Play a lot of soccer. Have a couple extra kids. See what your fellow anger management brethern are doing in other parts of the world. Anything that tickles your fancy (and occupies your time).
Please find in your hearts to make some time to allow this tan gentleman to come over to the land that’s been calling him for years. May he return home free of shrapnel and fully limbed…
(Fuck middle east peace & harmony & future. I wanna see some damn pyramids!)





