Your Mama Taught You 101: Wash Your Hands
March 10, 2008 | 8:13 pmWhat is it about urine and fecal matter that influences people to forget their core principals?
Is your life so busy? Can you not take even a minute to head towards the sink? Is “99 44/100% pure” an offense to your soul?
It still boggles my mind how often I see people head from the urinal to the door. From the stall to their lunch. It’s almost infuriating, especially when you see them touching door handles and shaking hands afterwards.
Anyone want to participate in a YouTube project? It’s called “Drive-By Cleansing”. We roll up on those who’ve just exited without washing and confront them with a resounding “Go back in there and WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!” (Protection will be provided by always clean fighting legend Kimbo Slice)
Seriously folks…your mama taught you better. You make life harder every time you do that shit…
And…Purell is *NOT* a substitute…it’s a compliment.
(And don’t even get me started about folks who bring food into the stall to eat….@_@ )
Yummy!
Had a bad restaurant experience recently?