JayFublerHarvey.com

I’d like to give a shout out to Barack Obama who, as for 9:15pm EST, has finally become the official Democratic nominee for President! In addition, he’s also setting a number of firsts:

• First African American nominee
  • Historic…and hopefully will let many a young person know that is it possible
• First Black nominee
  • Not everyone uses the term “African American”
• First nominee of color
  • Yes…it possible…for anyone :)
• First Multiracial/Biracial nominee
  • Parents of different races…look it up ^^
• Best basketball playing nominee
  • I’d suggest a one-on-one with McCain, but it requires arms to be raised up…
• Worst bowling nominee
  • Seriously…37?
• Nominee least likely to cheat on his wife in office
  • You know it…Michelle would F him up two times quick for even thinking about it
• First nominee that really needs double the amount of Secret Service offered to him…
  • You know I’m not the only one a little worried…
• First nominee that’ll make America take a long, hard look at itself
  • Bout time…
• First nominee that owes me money…
  • OK…it’s not on his watch, but damn…where’s my $600?

Seriously, congratulations Barack. Get a little rest and then take it the rest of the way…